Neutered, balls, nuts, this Aussie Shepherd Dog thought getting neutered was a fun thing. I knew what balls were, so I thought we we going someplace to play with balls or something. Nuts! That wasn’t it at all.
The next thing I know, my master, (and boy am I pissed at him) let this lady take me into a room, she poked me with a needle, and the next thing I know, I’m waking up all groggy and my little puppy dog wiener is hairless as well as the surrounding area. Something is amiss! And boy do I feel weird. I can’t hardly stand up on my speed paws.
A little bit later the lady comes and puts a leash on me and I gets up real wobbly like. She is gentle and says your daddy is here to pick you up. Daddy? What the heck is that? But then I see the stubby master all blurry standing there. What happened man. I thought we were going to play some game with balls or nuts or something? I don’t want to play that no mo!
My master helps me into the car. I have never felt goofy like this before. My legs and head said “lay down”. So I did and my master gently held my head with one hand all the way home.
The story continues. Once I got home, we were laying out in the yard, nice sunshiny day, and I went to lick my hoo hoos and they were gone! What the heck? It was sore as can be. That neutering game is rough, I must have got knocked out or something. I think something fishy is going on, but I don’t quite understand it yet. I just know I am not moving too fast, and I sure feel weird and hurt at the same time.
Once I get to the bottom of this, somebody is going to…
Well, as I am not feeling too well, this is going to be a short day. We’ll try to get back on track tomorrow. For now, I am going to try and find my hoo hoos!
Kash the Dog – An Aussie Shepherd with missing hoo hoos!